Doug Burns did not go far enough in his complaint that "film giant" Diana Ross was going to be a presenter at the Oscars.
The list of "film giants" who joined her at the podium made her look like Garbo.
I mean, Gregory Hines, Ann Reinking, Kelly Le Brock and--that film giant of film giants--Placido Domingo! Wow . . . !
Was Pia Zadora out of town?