The Calendar Letters Page on April 14 appealed--in all semi-seriousness--to the reader-masses for fresh, new ideas to help save network television. The generosity of readers has been ample and heartwarming. The least frivolous contributions are segregated in the box at the right. The rest follow.
"Miami Lice"--They're new, they're now, they're wow. Two ex-Louse Angeles detectives fight anthropods in Fun City.
"Hill Street Schmooze"--It's 30 years later, and the Hill Street gang reunites to kibbitz about the days of nachis on the Hill.
"The Scarecrow and Don King"--Who can keep the crows out of the corn in this wild, wacky battle of the network hair-do's. Tina Turner is a Scarecrow.
"Fall Goy"--He's a real Gentile stuntman!
Love ya', but I gotta lose you!
Let's do Spago!
JON C. LIEBLING