For everyone who wants to cash in on network television's obsession with Nazis, I offer these suggestions for next fall's line-up:
"Das Love Boot"--Love and romance aboard the Pacific Princess, which is about to be torpedoed by a German U-boat. Every week a new ship and a dazzling cast of guest stars fulfill each other's last wishes before they're blown out of the water.
"Fatherland Knows Best"--The madcap Der Fuehrer (McLean Stevenson) goes bonkers trying to keep the other members of the Axis Powers in line, especially the irrepressible Benito (Don Rickles). It's an all-out assault on your funny bone!