When I wake up on Sunday morning I head straight for this fine newspaper. I dig through it and pick out the comics, the sports and, yes, Calendar.
In the olden days, when I got to the middle of Calendar, I would get up off the couch and take the Book Review to my mom because she likes to do the crossword puzzle.
Thanks, you guys. Now I don't have anything nice to do for my mom on Sundays.
JANET ALISON HARE