You'll almost always find M. L. Carr sitting on the last seat of the Boston Celtics' bench, a towel wrapped around his neck and hands cupped at his mouth so that every word he says can be clearly projected onto the court.
Most games, Carr is content to remain in that familiar spot and urge his teammates with a wave of his towel or make a few unsavory remarks to the opposition.
But when the National Basketball Assn. championship series suddenly turned violent in Game 3 Sunday, Carr squirmed in his seat and hoped Celtics Coach K.C. Jones would send him in.
"That was my type of game," Carr said before practice Monday at the Forum. "Of course, I wanted to play! I could've helped the team in that type of situation. My rule is, I don't play dirty until somebody provokes me. Then, I get dirty. I wouldn't have taken anything off anybody."
Perhaps it was fortunate for all concerned that Carr, who has a long and controversial history of fighting, didn't get in until after all the scuffles were over and the outcome had been determined. If Carr had played earlier, it might have touched off an all-out brawl on the court and caused rioting in the Forum seats.
Even when Carr merely waves that towel over his head, it inspires hatred in the usually laid-back Laker fans. The Lakers themselves try to ignore Carr in hopes that he'll just go away.
"I have no comment on M. L. Carr," Laker Coach Pat Riley said tersely.
Without question, the Celtics' 34-year-old small forward with the big mouth is the most hated Celtic in Los Angeles, as well as most everywhere else in the league. People boo Danny Ainge and call Kevin McHale a thug, but at least the fans have respect for those players' basketball talents.
Not so with Carr, an 11-year veteran who used to be a Celtic regular but who rarely plays anymore and will probably retire after the playoffs. There is a genuine dislike, mostly because of his brash towel waving, that unmistakable smile and strut, his previous on-court bouts and just his overall attitude.
"People see me as arrogant and cocky, and I don't really have any qualms with that," Carr said.
"They're probably right. I accept that image as part of the love-hate thing that is part of the Celtics. A lot of people see me as the embodiment of the Celtics because I'm into Celtic pride and Celtic mystique. I go along with it because I'd rather they yell at me on the bench than someone on the court."
It isn't often that a player will match a fan heckle for heckle, but Carr makes it a regular feature.
Before Game 1 against the Lakers in Boston last week, Carr traded good-natured sneers and jeers with Jack Nicholson, the actor and Laker fan. And when he gets some playing time, Carr has been known to, uh, get physical, as his record of fine and ejections clearly shows.
This much is clear, though: For a player whose remaining ability is marginal, Carr certainly has drawn a lot of attention to himself. In Boston, his attitude has made him almost as popular as Larry Bird, which is saying a lot. In the NBA's other 22 cities, fans no doubt want to shove that towel down his throat.
"I went on a speaking tour last summer and everywhere I went, the first words out of people's mouths were, 'I hate M. L. Carr,' " Celtic teammate Cedric Maxwell said in a recent Sport magazine article. "(But) If you rank the most popular athletes in Boston, M. L. is No. 3, behind Larry (Bird) and Doug Flutie. And if Flutie didn't throw no 60-yard touchdown pass, then M. L.'d be No. 2."
Although Carr maintains that he doesn't seek the attention, you can tell by his reaction that he thoroughly enjoys it. Positive or negative, it doesn't matter as long as Carr gets noticed.
About an hour before the start of Game 3 Sunday at the Forum, Carr and a few teammates went out to shoot. They drew scattered boos from Laker fans, who circled the court to get a closer look. When they noticed that Carr was smiling and clowning with teammates, the inevitable heckles began.
"Hey, M. L.," one man yelled. "Why you warming up if you're not going to get in the game?"
"I don't work weekends," Carr said, smiling. "Do you?"
Another fan cussed out Carr in Spanish. But since Carr doesn't know the language, his only comeback was "No comprende, man."
This is all part of M. L.'s act, one that has been around the NBA for 11 seasons.
Carr's mouth has always been his best, but certainly not his only, weapon.
Carr has been involved in several notorious fights and can't even remember how much money he has lost to fines and suspensions. He was thrown out of a game last season and fined $1,750 for decking Detroit Piston center Bill Laimbeer with a forearm to the face. He was fined $3,000 just this season for joining the notorious Bird-Julius Erving brawl.