Remember, folks, you heard it here first!
From the man who amazed us with the news that trees cause air pollution, from the man who once informed us that the only death squads in El Salvador are leftist, from the same man who assured us that all the old Nazis are dead, and that there is hardly anyone left around who remembers World War II, we now receive yet another startling news flash (Aug. 27): "South Africa is Desegregated!" And to think that all our concern was so unnecessary. Now we can all go home.
However, one question still lingers: What is this man doing in the White House?
VERA CERNY LEWIS