A recent edition of The Times included a mail-in survey for readers to fill out. While some of the questions in it dealt with the Calendar section, none were really directed at the true Calendar reader. Here is a short survey tailored just for them:
1--Would you like the letters printed in the Calendar to be (circle one) (a) a lot more inane; (b) more inane; (c) just as inane; (d) less inane; (e) a lot less inane; (f) semi-intelligent?
2--Would you like to see more letters on (circle as many as you wish) (a) Madonna's belly button; (b) King Charles of Spain; (c) the Boss; (d) adolescent sex comedies; (e) Michael Jackson; (f) none of the above?
3--Do you think that the Sunday Calendar section should (circle one) (a) stay put; (b) be put upside down in the book section; (c) be put sideways in the front section; (d) hidden in the real estate section; (e) be tucked in a plain brown wrapper?