Gordon Wells thought it was all over.
"I had that funny, floating feeling as I was going down that, well, it finally happened," he recalled. "There was no way I could come out of it without being brutally hurt. But as I lay there, I couldn't feel anything really hurting bad. So I got up. I was shaky for a week."
Is Wells a sky diver? A matador? A latter day Evel Knievel jumping over the fountains at Caesars Palace?
None of the above. Wells is an umpire in the National Football League, which may be the most dangerous officiating job in sports.
Officials sometimes are called zebras because of the striped shirts they wear. This particular zebra spends his fall Sunday afternoons trying to avoid being Rammed, Browned and Redskinned, or devoured by Lions and Bengals and Bears. Wells was one step away from being steamrolled by William (the Refrigerator) Perry at Chicago Monday night.
The umpire is the only official whose position demands that he be in the middle of the action, lined up behind the defensive line in the area of the linebackers.
"It's the most specialized spot of all, and a lot of the other officials won't touch it," Wells said. "They're used to being on the outside with a sideline or an end line behind them. We've got people all around us."
Not only that--now they are sometimes threatened from above by a miniature TV camera, called a skycam, which runs along suspended cables.
"That thing will swoop down on you all of a sudden and somebody will yell," Wells said. "At times it looks like it's maybe eight feet (up)."
So far, they haven't come up out of the ground at him.
Wells, who lives in Huntington Beach and is chairman of the health and physical education department at Harbor College in Wilmington, has been an NFL official for 14 years. He worked in the Pacific 10 for five years before that. Two years ago he worked Super Bowl XVIII at Tampa, Fla., as part of what he called an all-star crew selected on graded efficiency during the season.
Wells is easy to spot. He is 6 feet 2 inches and 210 pounds. He is usually the guy picking up his yellow marker after a holding call. His primary duty is to watch the clutching and grabbing in the pit where the linemen play.
"Of all the positions in the NFL, umpire is the hardest one to make the transition from college to pro," he said. "All of the others are very similar in what they're calling. But the biggest difference in the college and NFL rule books has to do with holding and that type of thing.
"I get incensed when people talk to me about no harm, no foul. When people watch a game and say, 'There's holding on every play,' yes, if you're talking about what we learned in high school and college.
"But our rule, boy! If you read the definition of offensive pass blocking and run blocking, it's different. There's always (key) words that pop out: (anything) 'that puts the opponent at a disadvantage or gains an advantage.' "
The pay is good, and all officials are paid the same, according to tenure: $450 a game to start, up to $1,200 for a 15-year official, plus $3,000 for a playoff game and $5,000 for a Super Bowl.
But, at least for umpires, the risks are high, too.
"I've had two knee surgeries," Wells said. "Got caught in a pile in a preseason game between the Raiders and Pittsburgh in '75 at Berkeley. Later I got hit again on the same knee.
"You get bumped and scraped a lot. I'm lucky. I'm at a college where I can go into the weight room and lift three days a week. It keeps you firm and tight."
Wells, 56, appears trim and fit--and he doesn't need glasses, except to read. He was head coach at Narbonne High School for six years and defensive coordinator at Harbor for eight, a job that prepared him for his assignment.
"Most people in the league hate being an umpire," he said. "I'm very comfortable. I stood there as a coach for God knows how many years every afternoon watching the players. You don't get concerned with all the mirage of hitting. You're still seeing what's happening.
"Too often at the high school level there are big, overweight, older guys who, because they don't have to run much, end up as umpires. But when you get into the college and pro level, that's the last place you want a guy that can't react and can't move. If you can't move and can't read the play, you're in trouble."
The officials, without pads, aren't protected at all as the players are. They must survive on their wits and instincts.
Wells said: "You have to have a great deal of trust in the players. We've got our backs to all those defensive backs and linebackers most of the time. The worst thing you can do is watch the ball. Anybody could do that. You have to read the keys, just like a middle linebacker.
"The predominant defense has two linebackers fairly close inside. Normally, we're somewhere between those two. At the start of the play you're focused in on the center and two guards. The instant you get movement you've got to read where that play is directed.