Don't let Andrews fool you.
Dinner at Arzak will cost a little more than $75 for two.
First there's the cab ride to the airport. Then the flight to New York. From there a Concorde to the South of France. That would put us "like within 500 miles or so."
We then take a cab to Arzak, to be waited upon by "an extremely well-trained squad of pleasant but no-nonsense waitresses." How fun. That's about $1035.25 American money, not including a way to get home, tips and the long-distance bill I receive after calling for reservations.
Get out of here.