Conine is a voice of reason in a country gone sue-crazy. With lawyers so handy, why play the California lottery? Liability suits carry much better odds with bigger payoffs.
When this malicious malaise, now primarily affecting the lawyer strongholds of Los Angeles and New York, spreads to the Midwest and beyond, watch out! Lawyers do have access to airplanes, you know. Sooner or later, they're bound to sense that the Iowa public treasury or International Harvester, Inc. has deep pockets, too.