I read that Indian guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh has left Oregon for a home out of the country.
In case the disciples left behind are having a garage sale, as is customary, I would like to have the opportunity to buy one of his 80-plus surplus Rolls-Royces. They do not have to have been blessed.
It would improve my local image considerably to drive it to the local Social Security office.
ELBRIDGE H. PRESTON