Vanity license plates are the last refuge of the truly pathetic.
You know you're old if you can remember tie tacks.
I don't know anyone who doesn't get slightly flustered when leaving a message on an answering machine.
One fad that has mercifully faded from the American consciousness: CB radio.
You'd be surprised how many people are afraid to go down into their own basements at night.
Never drive behind anyone who has his high school graduation tassle hanging from the rear-view mirror.
Let's admit it: Mary Tyler Moore's new show just plain stinks.
Never marry anyone who wears spats.
I always get terribly embarrassed when someone in the next lane catches me singing along with the radio.
Whenever somebody refers to a movie as a "film," you know it's going to be awful.