Oh, joy! Oh, bliss! Yesterday I filled my car with regular leaded gas at well below $1 a gallon! Now we can drive more often, we can take longer trips. The cost of driving is no longer inhibiting.
My daughter has been considering a new job 50 miles away from her home but felt she might have to relocate to avoid the high cost of commuting. Not to worry! With gasoline so much cheaper, a 100-mile-a-day round trip presents no obstacle.
Hey, I just read that the auto companies are bringing back the gas guzzlers.
My friends and I are excited about the prospect of getting back into those wonderful, comfortable, large cars that we had to abandon a few years ago in favor of economy-sized compacts.
Oh, joy! Oh, bliss! Thank heaven our politicians are too nearsighted to enact gasoline tax laws that would restrict our freedom to jam the freeways!