Well, that "chain-smoking beer guzzler" Michael J. Fox is at it again! This time he's gone and disappointed--yes, disappointed! -- poor Little Marjane Hensey of Chatsworth (Calendar Letters, Aug. 10), forcing her jarred psyche into the desperate act of "fan-estrangement!"
Imagine, if you can, the monumental audacity of this fellow--actually choosing his own personal habits, living his life as he pleases, with total and utter contempt for the wishes of the Marjanes of the world! (Did he even ask her if he should smoke or drink? Hah! Not likely!)
It's high time for Fox--and those of his ilk who think they're somehow "entitled" to a private life--to wake up and smell the coffee! (Provided, of course, that their fans approve of coffee-smelling.)