I assume from Fields' statement, "You've got to have fun or else life is like one long dental appointment" that Fields, due to eating too many chocolate chip cookies (combined with poor brushing and flossing), has had the need to sit for several long dental appointments.
It is a shame, however, that given the need for such an experience, she hasn't found a modern dentist. One who can make her visit as pleasant as eating a chocolate chip cookie.
Since Fields doesn't like to go to the dentist, perhaps she should consider adding fluoride to her cookies to help prevent rather than promote tooth decay.
RON COOPER DDS