Couldn't you have found a better photograph?
Not only does Cage hold his cat upside down by the tail, but he amazes us with his grace of annoying his pet octopus to no end.
It really is too bad that there was not enough room to show us a picture of Cage-Coppola feeding live goldfish to the octopus. It would have been the perfect ending to an exceedingly boring article.
RENEE L. FLAPPER