Ronald Reagan is mired down in Iran-gate? Not at all.
Ivan Boesky is fined $100 million. A mere bagatelle.
No, the big news is that Penn State and Miami will battle for the national championship in the Fiesta Bowl on Jan. 2.
This item so shook up the Sports Section staff that the sports editor, a columnist, and two staff writers devoted 154 column inches to this earth-shaking news on Nov. 18.
You'll be glad to learn I've already recovered from the shock.