C'mon! The newest Playboy (October issue) promises a pictorial of Donna Mills "as you'll never see her on television."
But the pics are strictly tease jobs--Mills with all these rumpled sheets wrapped around her . . . Mills turning toward the camera, showing off a teensy bit of backside . . . Mills wearing lingerie. . . .
Is this Donna Mills as we've never before seen her on TV? (Heck, what about all those cable showings of "Play Misty for Me," with a brief flash of Mills' flesh?)
Playboy's celeb layouts are getting tamer than a People pictorial. Example: the recent swimsuit shots of supermodel Paulina Porizkova, suitable for pinning up inside any high school locker. (Most revealing of the "heart-stopping pics" has her holding a large banana leaf over her presumably naked breasts).