One thing definitely missing from the 1988 presidential campaign is a sense of humor.
But Tom (Cuz) Graham is about to take care of that.
Graham, a singing cowboy from Mineola, Tex., will soon ship out his latest 45-rpm record, "Cuz for President." If it is as well received as his last release--which he said has been especially strong on college campuses--Graham may just announce his candidacy for the White House.
Graham, 45, is a maker of country novelty records.
On "The Last Liberal Song," Graham's current record, he sings about the end of liberalism:
"The next to last liberal lives out in L.A./ And I went out to see him just the other day/ I said, 'Let's start a commune, man,' but he told me no way/ 'Cause even the communists are capitalists today."
"Cuz for President" goes like this:
"If you nominate me, folks, I won't run/ If I'm elected I won't serve one day/ I'll make the White House a Holiday Inn/ And make Congress the morgue it's always been."