When was the last time you and a group of friends sat around sipping wine, discussing predicate nominatives?
--comedienne Lily Tomlin
Tomlin has a point. Once most people leave school, they could not care less about--and have little use for--terminology describing the parts of speech.
So, many educators ask, if learning the difference between a gerund and a conjunction has little use in the world outside the classroom, why do students spend so much time studying grammar?
Answering that question--and developing a method that makes grammar a more significant part of a student's life--has divided English teachers and produced two distinctive styles of grammar instruction.
Traditionalists say that teaching grammar through memorization and drills is a time-proven method that helps students master standard English, prepares them for studying foreign languages and assists them in thinking and writing clearly.
But grammar revisionists argue that drills take precious class time away from reading and writing. Blending grammar into writing exercises, they say, is a more effective way to produce competent writers. And, until students are old enough to understand such abstract concepts as prepositional phrases and dangling participles, teachers should not force them to learn the terminology.
Moreover, the revisionists ask, if the goal of grammar instruction is to improve a youngster's writing, why not just give students more writing assignments?
"Teachers aren't here to put kids on torture racks, but that's what they've been doing with grammar exercises, torturing kids," said Shirley Mercer, an elementary English curriculum specialist with the Los Angeles Unified School District.
As is the case at other schools, teachers at Kester Avenue Elementary School in Van Nuys are split on the issue.
Representing the traditionalists at Kester is Lila Mayer, who teaches her fourth- and fifth-graders grammar just as it has been taught for generations. Four times a week, her students memorize grammatical rules, underlining the subjects and predicates of sentences, and learn the terminology.
"When students leave my class, they should know what part of speech every word in the English language belongs to," Mayer said.
A growing number of Kester faculty members, including second-grade teacher Judith Goldberg, apparently believe otherwise. Goldberg explains grammatical rules only when she finds a mistake in a student's writing. She will point out the error, give the student a written example of how to correct it, then ask the youngster to write another sentence based on the model.
During this process, Goldberg says, she seldom uses such words as adjective , noun or verb . Although the students may not know the technical terminology for the words they use, Goldberg says, they do learn how to write clear sentences and paragraphs.
"Children learn by modeling," Goldberg said. "If they hear grammatically correct English and read grammatically correct English, they will use it themselves."
The debate over how best to teach grammar actually began more than half a century ago when the Curriculum Commission of the National Council of Teachers of English cited studies that showed the drills did not eliminate writing errors.
Then, in 1960, an Indiana University report that summarized more than 50 studies of instruction methods concurred, concluding that the traditionalist approach did little to improve writing or speaking.
"Teachers are faced with an apparent contradiction," said Constance Weaver, a Western Michigan University professor and author of "Grammar for Teachers." "On the one hand, a considerable body of research and testimony of innumerable students suggest that studying grammar doesn't help people read or write better.
"On the other hand, the public and many English teachers seem convinced that studying grammar does help, or at least it should."
Despite the debate, most students continue to learn grammar the old-fashioned way, an approach that was boosted in recent years with the national education reform movement's "back to basics" push.
"It's the fraternity mentality of education. New fraternity members must go through a hazing period because old members had to," said James C. Stalker, a Michigan State University professor who is a director of the National Council of Teachers of English.
"The same thing holds true for the teaching of grammar. Most teachers know the research shows that using isolated exercises is an ineffective way to teach grammar. But they still teach grammar that way because it's the way grammar was taught to them," Stalker said.
That is not to say that grammar revisionists are not making inroads. They are, at least in California.