Al Martinez Riddles:
Q. How can Al Martinez be so full of hot air?
A. It's easy when he is sorely ignorant of the issues he writes about.
Q. How many Al Martinezes does it take to feel compassion and kindness?
A. A number that high doesn't exist.
Q. What does Al Martinez do for enjoyment?
A. Run over puppies, then insult the people who rescue them.
Q. How does Al Martinez get down from his ivory tower?
A. He doesn't.
Q. What is this thing called Al Martinez?