A feature article on Eyewitness News, their hardcharging anchors, Paul Moyer and Ann Martin, the producers behind the stars, the gossip, the big bucks, the unexpected suffering Paul and Ann have undergone to get to the top of the heap (being compared to Tom Snyder--Oh my God!) ("Moyer & Martin--Cool, Cute and Credible," by Dennis McDougal, Feb. 14).
I laughed. I was touched. I'm not ashamed to admit I shed a tear.
And then your cover story on what's-his-name, Steve Sea gull (funny name for a bad dude) ("Steven Seagal Gets a Shot at Stardom," by Patrick Goldstein)? Comes out of nowhere, and now Clint, Arnold, Charlie Bronson, Chuck Norris--even the legendary Sly--are going to have to get in line. I bet De Niro's even shaking in his boots.
Hey--a martial-arts phenom, ex-CIA, no stranger to danger, so beautiful and intimidating. Pop Eye himself, Patrick Goldstein, fell into a literary swoon.