How can Steven Seagal be our "next tough guy"? (Steven Seagal Gets a Shot a Stardom," by Patrick Goldstein, Feb. 14)?
He looks like Gomer Pyle with constipation when he shoots a gun. I'd break out laughing if somebody shot me making a face like that.
Why don't you do an article on a real talent like Bambi Jr. of "Natalie Needs a Nightie" (Las Vegas ad supplement, Feb. 14, Page 72). She obviously has more talent than a dozen Steven Seagals--and is a lot more scary.
Get on the stick, Calendar. Print the real entertainment news!