One moment please, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press:
Do you mean to tell me that on the sacred cover of Sunday Calendar you featured not a probing analysis of the Bruce Springsteen marriage breakup and its impending effect on Western culture by Robert Hilburn, nor a penetrating piece on the socioeconomic implications of the " 'Crocodile' Dundee II" vs. "Rambo III" feud as told by Charles Champlin, but an article on theater artist Ted Schmitt who isn't a rock star, a movie star, or a multimillionaire?
Can it be that Sunday Calendar is . . . ohmygod . . . improving?!!