I have a feeling that Bongyory's owner, John Schweiger, and his wife, Agnes, haven't a clue that California cuisine has been through the wars of revolution. And I'm glad.
Schweiger's classic Continental cooking and style has an ingenuous, Old World quality about it that is refreshing in an era of Space Age culinary reformation.
It's fine hotel cooking with a creative edge because Schweiger, an old-school professional chef and tallow sculptor, likes experimenting with Chinese, Hawaiian and other international tastes--not quite the way Spago or Chinois would do it, mind you, but quite clean and to the point.
Rivals the Classics
You get things such as chicken stir-fry that would challenge many stir-fries in Chinatown, gumbo and catfish Cajun-style that might well rival Prudhomme's, houmous bi tahini that the former Middle Eastern club next door would love to have been able to serve. Then, side by side, are the classics: paella and bouillabaisse complet , coquilles St. Jacques, cioppino and calamari fritti, scampi and some of the freshest fish in town, which you can have grilled, sauteed or poached with any number of sauces concocted by Schweiger.
But that's not all.
The low prices will be a surprise. How about $3.50 for fried fillet of fish? Or $7.45 for catfish Cajun style? And $4.95 for chicken stir-fry?
We stumbled on Bongyory while covering a simple story on Schweiger's Eiffel tower sculpture in chocolate, expecting nothing much. I knew I had stepped into the "twilight zone" the minute I walked into the small, "Li'l Abner" type shack joined at the hip to the glittery Crazy Horse exotic dancing club next door.
There was the five-foot chocolate Eiffel Tower, listing slightly and beading with sweat in the deadliest heat of the year. There were the Schweigers fighting imminent destruction of their creation with a blasting fan. Then I noticed they were wearing matching uniforms--sailor hats, white trousers, blue-striped shirts and Dutch clogs. "We are a seafood restaurant, so we dress like it," Schweiger explained. You could have fooled me. I thought we were about to take to sea.
And the surprises kept coming: fancy gold-rimmed china, pretend gold utensils, placed French-style with the dessert spoon and fork above the plate.
And the cooking.
The place is new--five or so months old, with a patrons' list that began on a blank page. No PR, no friends sending friends over, no gimmicks, no introductions. Nothing. Most of his clients are people who have stumbled upon the place, as I did. Some have returned time and time again, making Bongyory their second home. It's that friendly at Bongyory.
Be prepared, while you wait--and you will wait--to table hop. Don't ask me why, it just happens, possibly because of the long (some think arduous) wait. My suggestion, if you are in a hurry, is to avoid the place altogether. You'll go stark raving mad waiting. Avoid it too if you are especially hungry. You'll go bananas gnawing on the tablecloth.
On the other hand, you'll have fun waiting if you are content with occasional nibbles until the main meal shows up an hour or so later. And don't worry, you won't be alone. Nor ignored. If Agnes Schweiger doesn't remind you to "p-u-l-e-s-e be patient," her husband, poking his head out of the pass-through, will. "It'll only be a couple of hours longer," he jokingly assures you. Ha, ha.
I'll tell you what I didn't order that I can't wait to try. The bouillabaisse complet comes the way it's served in the South of France, in big, deep bowls with the broth on the side. The paella, served from the pan in which it baked, looked divine. I can't wait to try it.
I've had just about everything else, including Schweiger's seafood medley, which comes to the table on a silver tray the way a butler might present it at a state banquet. Except that the one holding the tray is Schweiger himself, appearing exhausted and looking disheveled in his food-stained T-shirt after manning the kitchen solo, like a sea captain who has been abandoned by his crew. There is no one else in the kitchen except Schweiger and he doesn't let you forget it.
"It's too much," he says plunking himself down like a clump of clay after the show is over, as if you are interested in his problems. "It's too much," choruses his wife, Agnes, who herself is the solo waitress-bus-girl-salad-chef around.
Anyway, on the tray are bits of shrimp, salmon, scampi, Cajun catfish, halibut or whatever happens to be on the agenda that day, served with steamed vegetables of the day and rice. I also tried a shrimp mousse dish with the healthful high protein rice Schweiger insists on using, a dish he will enter in an annual Chefs de Cuisine contest, if he can pry himself loose from his establishment. Both Schweigers are long-term members of Chefs de Cuisine, an organization of hotel chefs; she worked as a garde manger and he as executive chef in numerous hotels and restaurants.