ROME — Mamas, let your babies grow up to be sportswriters.
For a month now, 5,000 sportswriters, editors, photographers, radio and TV announcers from 80 countries, together with technical wizards enough to repair the Hubble, have ricocheted through a dozen Italian cities in the name of soccer.
Most of the world's press revels in the World Cup as that once-every-four-year extravaganza when the news turns upside down--when sports fare normally relegated to the "back-of-the-book" suddenly dominates front pages and television screens from Siberia to Patagonia; Yaounde to the Yalu. More than sporting success, at stake is a priceless trophy: national pride.
Well, the party's over. The 52-game, 24-nation tournament ended Sunday night in one last full-throated catharsis at Olympic Stadium here. More's the pity. It is possible to conclude in the waning blizzard of glamour and adjectives that the toughest thing about the Cup for visiting sportswriters is to leave it.
The players are infinitely better paid, but in World Cup times at least, the men--and a few women--whose journalistic careers are wed to the caprice of the bouncing ball, are soccer's royal family. For thousands of them on every continent, assignment to a World Cup is among the most coveted of journalism's awards.
For the uninitiated, including a sprinkling of foreign correspondents masquerading as sportswriters, World Cup journalism in Italy proved a dazzling, almost fantasy world where--what's this?--there was never any need to chase the news.
No traipsing under the broiling sun for a quote at the World Cup. For a month, facts and figures came booming in, elegantly prepackaged and practically endless. Did you know . . . that Mexican referee is really a gynecologist, and really from Uruguay. . . .?
There is a lesson here, for most of the same journalistic cast will be on an American stage four summers hence, flitting around the United States which is the improbable host for the next Cup. In person, in print and on the tube, the world's international sportswriters will be comparing U.S.A. 94's performance to Italia 90 memories.
A tough act to follow, too. In Italy, the sportswriters were nursed and nourished, flattered and cosseted with an abandon normally reserved for conquering heroes.
They repaid public devotion with singular dedication. Never have so many written, talked, photographed, filmed, analyzed, debated, so much. About so little?
All Italian newspapers, like many counterparts around the world, published a special Mondiale section every day. Sports reporters rated every player in each game. They produced elaborate play diagrams that looked like intestinal maps. All 52 games were minutely dissected in merciless, often repetitive, public glare.
Every night, one glamorous Italian TV personality, who boasted about her ignorance of the game, perched in a short skirt on a spidery stool to interview actors, players, singers, fashion designers, politicians and clerics about all aspects of the unfolding soccer drama.
A proceeding both fulsome and fickle, to be sure.
For a month, Italy was filled with journalists for whom each match was a passion play; wordsmiths who could transform what might have looked like a ho-hum 1-0 game into a ringing exposition on the magnificence of the victors and the ineptness of the losers.
When defending champion Argentina lost the opening game, commentators broadly denounced its coach as incompetent. When Argentina rallied to reach the finals, he was lionized again. By then, the journalistic roof had fallen on the Italian coach, whose team yielded only a single goal in six games but was nevertheless eliminated.
Where did we go wrong? the Italian press demanded, switching, one edition to the next, from praise to scorn. Fifty-seven million Italians knew the answer. All different. And most of them, it seemed, wrote or broadcast their opinions.
One of Italy's two national sports newspapers has a daily circulation of more than a million. Both of them routinely process huge quantities of stories and pictures with skilled elan in the shadow of late-night deadlines that would dumbfound most American newspapers.
Foreign correspondents dragooned into writing about the Cup were scarcely more at sea than Cup sportswriters writing about the world. One eminent European soccer columnist managed in consecutive paragraphs to put Colombia in Central America and Costa Rica on an island. But he did correctly pick most of the second-round winners.
In Italy, the arcane expertise of the world's soccer soothsayers could hardly have been more appropriate. To say that Italy is soccer crazy is like observing that the Pope is still Catholic: 95% of all Italian television sets were tuned to Italy's heartbreak semi-final loss.
On the tournament eve, Cup-hungry newspapers warned that Italy seemed on the verge of a logistics collapse. When the curtain went up, though, seamless organization proved more durable than national dreams of a Cup championship.