On getting out of bed the one says, "Ouch!"
The other "What?" and when the one says "I said
'Ouch,' " the other says "All right, you needn't shout."
Deucalion and Pyrrha, Darby and Joan,
Philemon and Baucis,
Tracy and Hepburn--if this can happen to Hepburn
No one is safe--all rolled up into two,
Contented with the cottage and the cottage cheese
And envied only by ambitious gods . . .
Later, over coffee, they compare the backs