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The Gender Agenda

August 09, 1992

Women should pay an environmental tax of $1,000 a year. Since, as Morrison said, they take 20 minutes instead of five to shower and dry their hair, just think of all the drainage water and hair spray they burden our planet with over a lifetime. And because women live longer than men, women pay the same taxes but get more use out of our system's benefits.

Pay up, gals! This is no bargain, but then there is no free lunch--unless you are female and out on a date.

ERIC COOPER

Agoura Hills

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