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Arthur Wrecks

March 07, 1993

Thank God I am not alone. I too have gone through past-life regressions like Laurel Phelan, "The Once and Future Queen," and discovered that I was a member of royalty who has been portrayed incorrectly.

When I was King Tut I cruised the desert in a hopped-up chariot picking up numerous teen-age chicks. My ability to drink copious amounts of sacramental wine while puffing on papyrus cigarettes put the girls in a swoon. I was one bitchin' partying dude!

Do you think there is a screenplay in this? If so, please give my name and number to Joel Silver.

BILL TURNER

Los Angeles

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