OK, be honest. How many of you understood Bob Costas' mind-boggling comparison of the Buffalo Bills to Sisyphus? How many of you know who Sisyphus is? Or was? Or whatever? We went to Webster for help: "a greedy king of Corinth doomed forever in Hades to roll uphill a heavy stone which always rolled down again." Besides, any moron knows the Bills are more like Prometheus and Dallas is like the vulture.
Look it up, but not during breakfast.