You remember them: Portland's finest, the Olympic "Scheme Team."
There's Tonya Harding, who spent Wednesday earning unimpressive short-program scores in Lillehammer; Jolly Jeff Gillooly, last seen peddling topless video footage of his beloved ex-wife; and Shawn Eckardt (the bulging bodyguard) and Shane Stant--both charged with conspiracy in the Jan. 6 attack on Nancy Kerrigan in Detroit.
Now this lovable bunch is reunited on the pages of "WHACKED!--The Adventures of Tonya Harding and Her Pals," a 32-page, full-color parody comic book to be published in March by The River Group of Westport, Conn. It will sell for $2.50, with the edition limited to "as many people who want to spend that much to buy it," according to Alan Katz, who has written the text for this morality play commemorative.
Among the "scoops" you'll find in "WHACKED!" is Tonya's Family Scrapbook, featuring pictures of baby Tonya, right up to her first cigar.