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How to Woo Your Mate's Pet

March 09, 1997|ALISON BELL

Rent a movie the entire "family" can enjoy, such as "Homeward Bound" or "White Fang."

* Substitute your jazz CDs for taped Warren Eckstein shows.

* Open an account for your loved one's animal at Petville USA so it can have instant access to all the treats and toys it desires.

* Drape Fluffy's favorite blankie on your lap and make sure to always carry Pounce in your pocket.

* In the case of cats, make it a rule to never wash your hands after you make a tuna sandwich.

* Bow to the critter and call it by its true title: queen or king.

* Never suggest Rover sleep outside. Next time, it might be you who is put out on the porch.

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