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Add Alittle Oooomphh Okaaay!

May 18, 1997|Daniel Nussbaum

Each word was taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

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ZIS JJUST DDID HAPN. 1SUMONE IKNOWE SEZ 2ME, "NISEDAY,

HUHHH?" BCAWS UV DIS KINDA BLAND,

INSIPID SPEECH IDOIDO PHELL

COMPELD 2RYTE4U 2DAYS COLLUM.

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DONOT SAE, "NICEDAI, HHHUH?"

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SAY, "OHHDAWN! OHBELLA!

OGORJUS SEAMLSS UNIVRS!

OHHDAY! OSUNKST APPYNES!

AHMOON, OBIRTH, OBEING ITSELF!"

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BUT IPH ALLZTYM USEE KLOWDS,

DONTGO, "ONOTAGN."

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NONONO, SPEAKUP THISWAY: "DESE

GRIMM DBASED OBNXXUS SKIEZ

GETME2 WEEP! OSANITY! OHBEAST!

JST1MOR GRAYDAY ANDTHEN,

4MEBABE, ITHAS2B SUACYDE!"

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DOUCIT? UGOTTA TOADALI

ADSUM DRAMAA 2YA RAPP!

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SPOZE ITS1 RANYDAY. UDNTSAE,

"MYMYMY, KINDA WET."

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NEVA! USAI, "OMYGAWD! ONMIWEY

2WORK 2DAI IDO PASS ABUNCH AA

FLOUNDR NDA SLOLANE."

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WUTTIF UFEELIT, ALITTLE DRIZZ?

DNT MUMBLE, "IZZ NOTSOBD."

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NOOOOOO! YOUMUST CMUNIQ8

THUS: "OSWEETE NOTQITE RAYNE!

IADOR URWET MISTIKL KKISSS!"

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WHENZ MERKURI DUZ KLIMB

WAYHI--ITZ 112 IN PSADENA--

UDNTSAY, "HOTNUFF 4YEH?"

OBRUDDA! NOT THATONE!

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UGOT2GO: "LAWD HVMERCI!

MI SPLEEN IZZZ BOILLIN!"

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OKU TRYIT: DDA TEMP

DOZ PLUNGE; UDO XPRIENS

SHIVERZ. WTAUSAY? "BRR"?

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AWCMON! SAYITRT! LIKEDIS:

"IHADD2 SWALOW 1QT OF ANTIFRZ

THISDAY BFORE ICOULD EEVON PEA!"

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OKAYLA? TRYHRDR. BGRAFIK.

BKRE8V. UND DNT4GET! YOUARE

WHATTT YU SPEAKE!

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