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Ofishl Bizness

June 29, 1997|Daniel Nussbaum

Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

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DEARE CITIZN:

ITZTIME 4U 2RENU UR LICINSE. PLEEZ COMEIN 4ANU PIC.--THE DMV

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HEYGUYS:

MUSTI KARRY ABAD FOTO OF MYSELF NYTNDAY? NSTED IPROMSS ALWAZE 2RIDE AROUND WID MIAMIGO, BBUGS. THATWAY WENEVER ANY LLAW N4SMENT AGENTT DEMANDS ID, BUGGES CANGO, "ITSKUL, MAN. INOHIM."--NSPIRED ONE

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MR 1:

NISETRY. BUT DRIVERS MUSTHAV SOM FOTOID.--DA ST8

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REMOTE OFICIAL:

THENN IWANTT MI NU LISENZE 2XPRESS WHOOOO IAMMM DEEPDWN! THER4IM ASKIN SUM1 TTO STANDIN 4ME: LITL TIMMY, AGE FOUR. TIMMIE IZ ZE SYMBOL FORRE MIII NRCHILD.--IGT2BME

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HARUMPH:

NONSENS! THEPIC ONN YA LICENZ MUSTB YOURS.--DULL BUROCRT

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OKUWIN:

BUTYNOT DOA BACKLIT NUMBAH, KINDOF SOFT PHOCUSD AND NOT OS10T8S?--ARTLIVZ

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HEYU:

DENIED! NNO SPECLFX.--BIGSHOT PNCLPSR

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TSKTSK:

EVRY1 TOLD MEE IWOOD NCOUNTR NUTNBUT ZOMBIES ATD DEE MV. STILLL IDID OPENUP 2U. 2BAAAD UDONT HAVE HUMAN FEELNGS.--ANYWAE WTSDDIF

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MRPOET:

AWRITE ALREADY. WHENNNN KAN LITTL TIMMEE KOMEIN?-- NISPRSN

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