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September 29, 1997

"Paul McCartney says that it's wrong to make criminals out of people who smoke pot," says Argus Hamilton. "The problem is, pot is a gateway drug. One day you're not inhaling, the next day you're violating campaign finance laws."

* "Miss Canadian International was disqualified for working at a Hooters restaurant," says Bill Williams. "They confiscated her crown, swimsuit and 'I want to work with children and world hunger' practice tape."

* "This is that time of year when Angels and Dodger fans say, 'How about those Lakers?' " (Kenny Noble Cortes).

* SEND US A LINE: Got a joke? Send it to Laugh Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, The Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA. 90053.

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