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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 02, 1998

What happens if you put a gorilla in a sandwich with cheese? You get a gorilla cheese sandwich! (Alexander Carasso, 6, Fullerton, Fairmont Private School)

* Why did Mike Tyson go to a hockey game? To see the fights. (Stephen Thompson, 7, Oak Park, Brookside School)

* What is the favorite drink of cheerleaders? Root beer. (Maureen Fox, 9, Brea, Country Hills School)

* What's black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra. (Maureen Miller, 10, Ventura, Montalvo Elementary)

* Why did the cat dress up like Superman? To catch the birds! (Garrett Pearl, 7, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)

* Why did the tap run? Because it saw the kitchen sink! (Allison Marmel, 6, Winnipeg, Canada, Shore Early Years Hebrew School)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.

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