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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 02, 1998

What happens if you put a gorilla in a sandwich with cheese? You get a gorilla cheese sandwich! (Alexander Carasso, 6, Fullerton, Fairmont Private School)

* Why did Mike Tyson go to a hockey game? To see the fights. (Stephen Thompson, 7, Oak Park, Brookside School)

* What is the favorite drink of cheerleaders? Root beer. (Maureen Fox, 9, Brea, Country Hills School)

* What's black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra. (Maureen Miller, 10, Ventura, Montalvo Elementary)

* Why did the cat dress up like Superman? To catch the birds! (Garrett Pearl, 7, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)

* Why did the tap run? Because it saw the kitchen sink! (Allison Marmel, 6, Winnipeg, Canada, Shore Early Years Hebrew School)

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