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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 10, 1998

* What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog. (Andrzej Szyja, 10, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett Elementary)

* What is a rock's favorite city? Boulder, Colo. (Adam Greenberg, 9, San Diego, Newbridge School)

* What did the abominable snowman give the vampire? Frostbite. (Jamieson Sather, 8, Palmdale, Joshua Hills Elementary)

* Why did the chicken get into a fight? He was egged on. (Sabrina Giglio, 4, Pacific Palisades, Palisades Presbyterian Nursery School)

* Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet. (Stephanie Burnstein, 8, Los Alamitos, Lee Elementary)

* Why did the snake join the band? Because he has a rattle. (Joy Wong, 11, Newbury Park, Manzanita Elementary)

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