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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 12, 1998

Why did the hippo cross the road? To get to Jenny Craig. (Ruben Serrano, 9, South Gate, Standford Avenue School)

* What did the digital clock say to his mom as he rode his bike? "Look, Ma, no hands." (Kelsey Krigstein, 7, Agoura Hills, Yerba Buena Elementary)

* Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover? You wouldn't want to press your luck. (Karen Fitzgerrell, 9, Hawthorne, Trinity Lutheran School)

* What is an ax's favorite way to travel? On a chopper. (Dario Smoot, 5, La Canada Flintridge, Foothill Progressive Montessori)

* What word has all other words in it? "Communication." (Haley Hohengarten, 11, Sonora, Soulsbyville Elementary)

* Why was the flag maker so happy? Because he was having a banner day. (Lynsay Knox, 10, Fullerton, Acacia Elementary)

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