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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 15, 1998

* How does a snowman clean his teeth? With dental frost. (Leah Newman, 9, Los Angeles, El Rodeo Elementary)

* What kind of meat is really grumpy? Crab meat. (Megan E. Nicoll, 10, Torrance, Yukon Elementary School)

* Why didn't the clown show up at the circus? He was too busy clowning around. (Billy Wolff, 7, West Hollywood, Center for Early Education)

* Why does the turtle cross the road in the morning? Because it wants to get to the other side by the evening. (Ariana Schneider, 5, Rancho Palos Verdes, Peninsula Montessori)

* What did the director say to the mummy? "That's a wrap." (Margaret Morallo, 13, Carson, Caroldale Elementary)

* How does a sunflower grow? By the sun. (Holly Liston, 8, La Tuna Canyon, Village Christian School)

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