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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 16, 1998

What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at one time? A four-loaf cleaver. (Hannah Terrill, 12, Monrovia, Clifton Middle School)

* What is hot chocolate's favorite restaurant? Coco's. (Serenity K. Lee, 7, Los Angeles, St. Bernadette Elementary)

* What do you think of when you see a cow walking behind a line of ducks? Quackers and milk. (Lauren and Ellen Evanow, 8 and 5, San Pedro, Holy Trinity School)

* What is orange and black and red all over? A tiger with chicken pox. (Ashkan Paykar, 8, Beverly Hills, Horace Mann School)

* What type of cheese is too loud? Scream cheese. (Garrett Daniels, 11, Redondo Beach, Alta Vista School)

* What is the biggest pepper in the world? Pepperdine University. (Wyatt Mills, 7, Malibu, home schooled)

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