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April 19, 1998

* What do ants use for Hula-Hoops? Cheerios. (Andrew Batino, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)

* What's a snake's favorite subject? Hisssstory. (Matthew Evangelista, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)

* What did the firefly say when it backed into the lawn mower? "I'm de-lighted." (Amanda Maitino, 6, Saugus, James Foster Elementary)

* Why did the cow jump on the trampoline? To make milkshakes. (Ross G. Friedman, 7, Brentwood, Toibbe Pacific Hebrew Academy)

* Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Jose who?

Jose can you see by the dawn's early light.

(Stephanie Garcia, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)


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