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April 21, 1998

What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball. (Lisa Shapiro, 10, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel Community Day School)

* Why did the guy bury his motorcycle? The engine died. (Marlo Sciarra, 10, Corona del Mar, Carden Hall)

* What do you call a box with nothing in it? An empty box. (Dean Schneider, 7, Los Angeles, Westwood Charter)

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