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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 22, 1998

What do you get when you cross a kung fu master with a tree? Spruce Lee. (Greg Lewis, 9, Encino, Roscomare Road School)

* Where does corn come from? The corner. (Alexa Rae Merrill, 5, Canoga Park, St. Joseph the Worker School)

* How do you make a dinosaur skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone. (Javier Villatoro, 7, Los Angeles, Arlington Heights Elementary)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. You must include your full name, age, hometown and school. Please be patient.

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