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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 23, 1998

What has 18 holes, is full of water and speaks Spanish? The golf of Mexico. (Zachary Burch, 7, Los Angeles, Community Magnet School)

* What happens when you cross a porcupine with a balloon? Pop! (Amanda Stevenson, 5, Manhattan Beach, Grandview Elementary)

* What's a good thing to have in the desert? A thirst-aid kit. (Robert Belmont, 9, San Francisco, Town School for Boys)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. You must include your full name, age, hometown and school. Please be patient.

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