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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

April 27, 1998

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a chicken? More drumsticks. (Arron Bozoian, 8, Montebello, Maple Avenue School)

* When are dogs allowed on the baseball field? During the seventh-inning fetch. (Kirk Podell, 9, Los Angeles, Franklin Avenue School)

* What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated. (Craig Jeong, 8, Monterey Park, Brightwood Elementary)

* Why did the giraffe drink water? He was thirsty. (Briana Nicole Ocampo, 3, Arcadia, not in school yet)

* What do you get when you cross an adult with a moan? A groan-up. (Brandt Wrightsman, 11, Pacific Palisades, Village School)

* Why didn't Garfield like the computer? He couldn't eat the mouse. (Andrew Hung, 9, Arcadia, Hugo Reid Elementary)

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