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LAUGH LINES

Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 01, 1998

* Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot. (Allison Stinson, 11, Huntington Beach, Mesa View School)

* What kind of phone does a turtle use? A shellular phone. (Alexandra Maize, 5, Beverly Hills, Hawthorne School)

* Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forgot the words. (Gianni Villalobos, 8, La Puente, Fair Grove Academy)

* Why can't tennis players get married? Because love means nothing to them. (Isaac Meier, 12, Beverly Hills, Maimonides Hebrew Academy)

* What kind of music do angels listen to? Soul music. (Sarina Bahl, 11, Northridge, Nobel Middle School)

* What is Darth Vader's wife's name? Ella Vader. (Steven Sturgeon, 8, El Segundo, Center Street School)

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