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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 02, 1998

* Why did the man put cheese in his computer? He wanted to feed his mouse. (Matthew Ostrom, 4, Palos Verdes Estates, Palos Verdes Hills Nursery School)

* What does a police officer say when he meets someone new? "Policed to meet you." (Kelsey Krigstein, 7, Agoura Hills, Willow Elementary)

* Where do most cats come from? Two islands: Meowie and Catalina (Symphony Arnold, 8, Simi Valley, Pine Crest School)

* Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate. (Mark and Daniel Kantor, 10 and 8, Los Angeles, Hancock Park School)

* What is a sea horse's favorite lunch? Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches. (Meena Ramakrishnan, 7, San Juan Capistrano, Ambuehl Elementary)

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