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January 05, 1998

* What is Barbie's favorite meal? Barbie-Q! (Andrea Binley, 7, San Gabriel, K.L. Carver Elementary)

* What did the computer say when it got a megabyte? "This megahertz!"(Chaim Gurman, 12, Los Angeles, Toras Emes)

* What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers. (Raquel Prieto, 9, Inglewood, St. John Chrysostom School)

* Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils. (Garrett Asanuma, 11, Simi Valley, White Oak Elementary)

* What kind of handwriting does a mummy use? Cursive. (Guthrie Peter Goldfarb Devine, 7, Culver City, Village Glen School)

* What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue. (Gaby Grossman, 7, Los Angeles, Pressman Academy)


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