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Pintz-Sized Punch Lines

January 06, 1998

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebs. (Alison Hestrin Lerner, 6, Encino, Valley Beth Shalom Day School)

* What do you say to an annoying zombie? "Get a life!" (Guthrie Peter Goldfarb Devine, 7, Culver City, Village Glen School)

* What did the artist name his son? Drew. (Jason Pelmont, 8, Reseda, Topeka Elementary)

* What did the wallpaper say to the wall? "Don't move--I've got you covered." (Roarie Rawson, 7, Tarzana, Collins Street School)

* How did the cigarette go on a diet? It got a lighter. (Seth Zoltan, 7, Tustin, Arroyo Elementary)

* What did the hen grow in her garden? Eggplant. (Lauren Armanino, 11, Tarzana, Pinecrest Middle School)

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