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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 08, 1998

* What did one earthquake say to the other? "It wasn't my fault." (Jasmine Renee Cardenas, 5, Chino, E.J. Marshall Elementary)

* What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork. (Kristen Lee, 7, Irvine, Bonita Canyon Elementary)

* What's wrong with someone who's afraid to ride in the diamond lane while in a freeway tunnel? They have carpool tunnel syndrome. (Amy Quilter, 11, Laguna Beach, Robinson Elementary)

* What does a banana say when it has to leave? "Gotta split." (Jessica Antico, 11, Pacific Palisades, Calvary Christian School)

* What is an elephant's favorite comic strip? Peanuts. (Saneeya J. Khan, 8, Tustin, Tustin Memorial Academy)

* What sound does a snail make? Crunch! (Hillary Marston, 7, Anaheim, Fairmont Private School)

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